Is this really interesting: Sellout.woot
If we only buckle down our sleeves, grit our elbow grease, and put our noses to our bootstraps, we can get through today’s Sellout.Woot sale, and maybe even find the high-definition A/V items that might be available here in the near future.
The upshot is that Sellout.Woot will offer a Woot-style daily deal that’s different from the one on Woot.com, seven days a week.
Over the next 24 hours, loyal wooter, you’re going to hear a lot of nasty rumors about Woot getting into bed with a big corporation.
Beginning at midnight CDT tonight, Woot and Yahoo! will be partners in a new venture we’re calling Sellout.Woot.
In just minutes, we transformed our basement from a dusty spider sanctuary into a dynamic, profitable video game arcade – and so can you!
All the classic Woot identifying features – daily deals, bustling forums, obnoxious humor – will still be fully present and accounted for.
It should be fascinating to see how the battle-scarred, ultra-cynical Woot audience interacts with the Yahoo! Shopping crowd.
-1000 OT-5 Over the Ear Active Noise Reduction Headphones, we immediately noticed one thing: their copy.
You hocked Great-Granny’s wedding china so you could buy that fancy Planar HD projector.
Rest assured that any such mishaps won’t keep you from getting a Bag O’ Crap – we’re contractually obligated to keep our crap to ourselves.
It’s a pain, we know, but one of the benefits of sponsorship is that Yahoo! gets to lure you all through their front door.
Sorry to say it, but you’ll have to pinch another penny or three to reach true home-theater Nirvana.
Fortunately for us, they also wheeled up a barrowful of sweet, metaphorical cash, in the form of access to their gigunda audience of shoppers who’ve never met Woot.
Let us clue you in: anything will look like crap projected onto your shower curtain.
But hey, maybe you don’t have any serious print jobs.
And you’ve been eating ramen noodles three meals a day so you can spend more money on hi-def DVDs.
“I was lucky to have a camera with me,” you could say, and we’d all have to admit that your story added up.
Kevin, please find one carnival worker with a hairy back with which to test the back-sticks on.
If you’re already a Woot member, your existing account works with Sellout.Woot, too.
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This VTech mi6895/mi6896 5.8Ghz 4 Handset with Caller ID and Answering Machine is the sort of thing I wish I had when I was growing up.
Reggie attacked Mina with his Advanced SingleHelix windings that delivered 500MHz bandwidth at up to 480Mbps and left her for dead.
We can push our product envelope, stretch our marketing muscles, and hook whole new demographic cohorts on the Woot narcotic.
I know you’ve wanted revenge ever since the head of the Alliance inadvertently killed your family at the exact same time that your father, who now works for them, was opening a candy store in which the woman who would later be your wife got her first job, but that’s not important right now.
I was just using my DigiPro 5.5×4” Graphics Tablet to draw some pictures of Billy Ocean – not to brag, but I’m, like, the Internet’s third-most-popular Billy Ocean portraitist.
Just plug it into your car lighter, set it on the dash, and let it absorb solar power to keep your battery charged and happy.
Because like I tried to explain to Frederick Douglass all those years ago, the VTech mi6895/mi6896 5.8Ghz 4 Handset with Caller ID and Answering Machine is the real score!
Like everything else in this experimental venture, that door might occasionally get stuck.
And if the selection seems a little… random, well, your Venture HD-DVD player still plays regular ol’ DVDs just fine.
You’re on your way to financial freedom with the Midway 42400 12 Game Tabletop Arcade System.
